On Wearing a Shirt With the Collar Up

I have recently begun to notice that a long-dead fashion is rearing its zombie-like back-from-the-dead head around town. Particularly around Georgetown. And that fashion is: wearing a collared shirt with the collar pointing up towards the heavens. I'm not a fan of this style, which is exhibited in the picture below. Identities and logos have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent.

I think it's the fact that it's not just that one wears a piece of clothing that is hideous (not everyone can have a good sense of style, it's that in doing this, one is actively modifying the natural state of one's clothes to make it look ridiculous. To this end, I have developed a decision making tool that should help potential collar poppers make up their minds. Enjoy.