Tuesday, August 09, 2005

List Tuesday (part II)



10 Things You Should Do Today

  1. Click on the "Song o' the Day" link. You won't regret it today.

  2. Put on some pants, for crying out loud!

  3. Stop leaning on the poles in crowded train cars.

  4. Bake me a pie.

  5. Snape Kills Dumbledore.

  6. Tell your spouse that you love him/her. If you don't have a spouse, tell your pet. If you don't have a pet, tell a stranger. And let me know how that goes, because I've never done it before.

  7. See how many paper clips you can unfold in five minutes.

  8. Watch someone eat a hamburger.

  9. Tape some fake paper horns to your head and run around harassing your coworkers by pretending to be Trodgor the Office Burninator. Also, burn some of their stuff to make it more realistic.

  10. Take candy from a baby. Babies should not be eating candy!

6 comments:

Maggie said...

I love you, but do I really have to put on pants?

Mike Stavlund said...

why is the 'song o' the day' link identified by my firewall as porn?

[REDACTED] said...

That, my friend, is a good question. I have seen said video several times, and not once did I see anything resembling porn. I think it's your firewall. More like funwall, though, in this case. Seriously, you should check it out. NO PORN I SWEAR!

Sonja Andrews said...

Spoiler ... and twice over at that.

[REDACTED] said...

Did you like how I threw those spoilers in there? I guess there's just a little part of me that's cruel.

Sonja Andrews said...

Pretty sneaky ... you are. I was just wondering how you can "Snape killed Dumbledore" ... it's not really something that can be done. So it sort of leaped out at me ... and made me laugh out loud!! Then I read it again on your other list and I realized the full extent of your silliness.