10 Things You Should Do Today
- Click on the "Song o' the Day" link. You won't regret it today.
- Put on some pants, for crying out loud!
- Stop leaning on the poles in crowded train cars.
- Bake me a pie.
- Snape Kills Dumbledore.
- Tell your spouse that you love him/her. If you don't have a spouse, tell your pet. If you don't have a pet, tell a stranger. And let me know how that goes, because I've never done it before.
- See how many paper clips you can unfold in five minutes.
- Watch someone eat a hamburger.
- Tape some fake paper horns to your head and run around harassing your coworkers by pretending to be Trodgor the Office Burninator. Also, burn some of their stuff to make it more realistic.
- Take candy from a baby. Babies should not be eating candy!
