Here is a fun time. This is a fun time. Don't we all like a fun time?
The Top Five Combinations of Things You Can Buy From the McDonald's Dollar Menu for Five Dollars or Fewer.
5. 1 McChicken, 1 Double Cheeseburger, 1 small fry.
4. 1 Sundae, 1 McChicken.
3. 2 McChickens, 3 Small Frys.
2. 1 Ice cream cone.
1. 10 pies.
Things About Which You Do Not Care
- There are seven pieces of scotch tape stuck to my desk right now.
- Christus Victor is a theory of.......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- One time, my friend drank 3 liters of pop and then puked all over my bathroom.
- A puss catepillar is poisonous.
- The largest elephant on record was shot in Angola in 1974 and weighed as much as 3 billion ants.
- Today is the MLB All-Star Game
- With an apple a day, after three days you could juggle the apples.
- You get bonus points if you can eat the apples while juggling them
- This is harder than it looks
- If you were just a couple inches taller, maybe you could dunk.
- To an ant, a stack of a million dollar bills is larger than the universe.
- e^(pi*i)+1 = 0
- Now there are nine pieces of scotch tape on my desk
- The transition from laminar to turbulent flow occurs around a Reynold's number or 2300
- I used to read Star Wars novels.
- Whenever a door shuts, a window opens.
- The above is not true.
- Nor is it clever
- Of all the people in the world, why me?
- Why. Me.
- Did I tell you about that time I saw a truck's wheel fall off on the freeway?
- No?
- It was cool to the max.
- It has been 800 years since Genghis Khan rose to power in Mongolia.
- 32 oz. pops from AM/PM used to be called "Thirsty-twos." Maybe they still are
- Every second, more than 10 cars catch fire due to global warming.
2 comments:
I CARE! you should eat the scotch tape!!!!! It taste better than duct tape anyday.
Yes eat them right away before they reproduce anymore. *thinks 7 turned into 9 too fast*
HA HA! Loving the major-league baseball slam.
Man. McDonald's ice cream cones got expensive in a hurry. Bummer.
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