Tuesday, January 17, 2006



11 Top “Helping Verbs” and 100 Top Chickens


11 (or actually 8 conjugations of one and three of the other) Top Helping Verbs: Why are these still taking up room in my brain?

  1. Am

  2. Is

  3. Are

  4. Was

  5. Were

  6. Be

  7. Being

  8. Been

  9. Has

  10. Have

  11. Had




Top 100 Chickens in History


    1. Camilla*

    2. Clucky McCluckerson**

    …skip a few…

    99. Little

    100. Fried



* You know, Gonzo’s girlfriend?
** Famous for leading the Great Chicken Uprising at Harper’s Ferry the day before the more-famous John Brown thing.

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