A Bunch of Things I'll Probably Never Do, so what.
- Play professional basketball
- Eat a million pounds of steamed crab
- Stop writing this stupid blog at the end of the month
- Juggle more than 8 apples
- Throw a baseball more than 1,000 feet on the fly. I've yet to top 800
- Star in a Broadway Show about the life and times of Edgar Rice Burroughs
- Care who Edgar Rice Burroughs is
- Fight fire with fire
- Lose more than one SmarTrip card at a time
- Call someone who cares
- Cry over spilt milk
- Spill milk
- Cough up a lungfish
- Be buried alive
- Climb every mountain
- Ford every stream
- Hold on loosely
- Walk 35 miles through the desert to find some old sage just to get the chance to ask him one question: "What in the world are you doing out here?"
- Shoot flames out of my ears
- Think that Bono isn't a tard
- Play chutes and ladders. It's Snakes and Ladders or nothing for this guy.
- Fly to Nebraska
- Drink a whole bottle of vodka in one sitting
- Work in this town again
- Join forces with evil
3 comments:
You just wait til Levi is blessed with the game and comes to you with his beautiful big eyes and says, "Daddy, please play Chutes and Ladders with me?" Then you'll play ... oh yes you will!!
NO! SNAKES ALONE MOVE THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!
And again, I say: We have GOT to get a crew together to see Snakes on a Plane in August.
I am annoyed with Chutes and Ladders because -- and this isn't a flaw of the game, just my daughter, which time alone will rectify -- it confuses a 3-year-old to have the squares numbered 1 to 100. She's supposed to move three spaces -- then why is she putting her marker on No. 15?
It's also deceptively hard to finish the freekin' game. After awhile, I give up. Much easier in Candyland, to just hide the cards after awhile that send you back to the earlier part of the board.
Try a more boring post than THAT, other fans of Brickdude's blog! I DARE YOU.
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