List Tuesday: All of the People Were Charmed and Surprised

The 28 Awesomest Products from the 1220 Different Things Found in the SkyMall Catalog

1. The Klipsch iGroove ($249.99): You can totally plug your iPod into it!


2. The Party Zone Pack ($99.99): Ha ha ha! "Watch out for falling guests?" That is funny! I almost had milk coming out of my nose!


3. The Bose SoundDock ($299.95): You can totally plug your iPod into this one, too!
   


4. "Antique" Popcorn Maker on a Cart ($249.99): It's like bringing the carnival into your house every day. Only without the carnies since they aren't included. Neither are batteries. It probably doesn't use batteries.


5. Tri-Fold Wireless Mirror ($99.99): You can totally plug your iPod into this! IN THE SHOWER!!


6. Men's Reversible Shirt ($49.00): I can't tell you how many times I've thought to my self after spilling marinara sauce on my shirt, "Damn! I wish this thing was reversible!" Actually I can. It was never.


7. Griffin Road Trip ($79.95): You can totally plug your iPod into YOUR CAR!!1!!11!


8. Kettle Popcorn Maker ($99.99): Five words for you - Table. Top. Pop. Corn. Thing.


9. Zipconnect Stereo - Beetle ($89.95): You can totally plug your iPod into this miniature VW Beetle with WORKING HEADLIGHTS AND TAILIGHTS!!!!


10. Beetle Stereo Speakers ($129.95): You can totally plug your iPod into this OTHER miniature VW Beetle with WORKING HEADLIGHTS AND TAILIGHTS AND IT IS YELLOW!!!!


11. Scrolling License Plate Frames ($59.95): Lets you customize your license plate FRAME! Pretty much only for Virginians.


12. Sound Soother Alarm Radio ($129.95): You can totally plug your iPod into your ALARM CLOCK. Who cares if it doesn't have working headlights and tailights?


13. Countertop Popcorn Popper ($999.95): Seven words for you - Even. Better. Table. Top. Pop. Corn. Maker. The thing is 10 times more better than the other one!!!


14. iPod Nano Speakers System ($59.99): You can totally plug your iPod NANO into it!!!


15. Footed Pajamas ($59.99): Because every Kiss should begin with "pajamas."


16. MP3 Alarm Clock/Radio ($29.95): You can totally plug your iPod into this and it can't be exported!! Suck on that Canada!


17. Fungal Nail Relief ($36.00): What else is there to say?


18. Bedside Phone Center w Dock ($179.95): You can totally plug your iPod into it and it is an alarm clock AND A TELEPHONE!!!! Thank you Sharper Image!


19. Porcelain Origami Crane ($16.95): I tried making one of these once. Porcelain doesn't fold for shit. HOW DO THEY DO THIS??? AMAZING!!!


20. ITOWER Speaker System w Dock ($199.95): You can totally plug your iPod into it and it is TALLER THAN MOST THREE-YEAR-OLDS!!!!


21. Popcorn Popper With Cart ($1,595.00): Hands down, the cream of the crop of the fake, antiquey household popcorn makers. Hands. Down.


22. QUATTRO 4CD STEREO W Dock ($499.95): Is it an Audi? NOPE! But you can totally plug your iPod into it and it is TALLER THAN 3 AVERAGE 3-YEAR-OLDS STANDING ONE NEXT TO THE OTHER!!!!


23. ADVANTAGE MAX CAMO ROBES ($59.99): More like, ADVANTAGE ME as I hide in plain sight in this robe. I will disappear. Sweet.


24. Mini Travel Speakers ($39.85): You can totally plug your iPod into it IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM! Also, now save 10 cents on this product!!!


25. Firefly Survival Poncho ($89.95): I can see it now....A fire starts at your home, so you rush to your closet to find your survival poncho, it takes a while to see it in the dark, especially buried under all those clothes but hey, now you're safe. Next you run into your kids' room. The flames are really jumping now. You yell at the kids to run out of the house with you only they see you in your survival poncho and have the bejesus scared out of them because you look like a dementor so they hide under the bed and refuse to come out. You all burn to death. Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all.


26. POLK AUDIO I-Sonic ($599.99): You can totally plug your iPod into it! PATENTED POWERPORT TECHNOLOGY!!!


27. PowerSquid ($79.95): Actually, this one is pretty cool. Overpriced, but still.


28. iCarta Stereo Dock ($99.99): You can totally plug your iPod into it WHILE DROPPING THE KIDS OFF AT THE POOL!! That joke never gets old or stupid! Does it? Does it?

Hey, guess what! As an added bonus for sticking around all the way to the end (or scrolling down) you get another list! Best list ever! It should be sold in the SkyMall catalog it is so awesome.





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