Christmas Songs I Can't Listen To
This will be a short list. I love Christmas music, but there are a few songs that I can't listen to. I don't hate them because, hey, they're still Christmas songs!
- Santa Baby - Madonna: The Eartha Kitt version takes Madonna's version out behind the shed, ties it to a pole and punches it once in the kidneys.
- The GD Barking Dogs - Jingle Bells: Actually, this one applies to any novelty songs in which samples of animal sounds at different pitches are strung together to make a melody.
- Silent Night - Chewbacca(?): Actually, this one applies to any novelty songs in which fictional creatures sing the melody. Stupid 101.4 FM.
- Up On the Roof Top - Any Version: There is a line that says "First comes the stocking of little Will." But no it doesn't. It doesn't, and that is shit.
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shit, indeed.
what about that song "hey santa" by wilson phillips?
you have to admit, that is a really annoying song.
Unfortunately (fortunately?) I don't know that song. Of the 174 Christmas songs on my iPod, the only Wilson Phillips song I have is Silent Night. It's not bad.
Wow. 174 is a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyFnn9RO6TE
enjoy. it is also perhaps one of the corniest music videos i have ever seen.
The Paul McCratney Christmas song is incredibly terrible.
And at this hot bar I frequent for lunches, they play "All I Want For Christmas is You" on a continuous loop. That needs to stop.
WHAT??? You think "Simply having a wonderful Christmas time" is terrible? Well, kinda it is, but I can still listen to it.
As to songs being played on continuous loops, there are only about 3 that I can handle. Christmas songs anyway.
They are all by the Chipmunks. Those dudes are hilarious!!!!!
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