Things That Demoralize Me
- Death of A Salesman
- Diet A&W Root Beer
- Flocking like a herd of cattle off the Metro
- Too-small pants
- Sinning
- Flame-retardant logs
- Not living on the West Coast
- When someone says "turn that frown upside down!"
- When someone doesn't say "guess what? Chicken butt! Fried in grease, want a piece? Maybe a turkey?" or something similar
- Cold underwear and socks with holes in them
- BMW drivers
- Firecrackers going off right beside my ear
- Getting kicked out of a bar for starting a cake fight
- Not having any more pie
- Peak Oil
- Peak shirts
- Peak coffee
- No coffee
- Frozen tundra
- Not going to Arctic Circle for lunch
- This one guy I met
- Selfishness
- When you wake up and look at the clock without your glasses on and you think it says 3:20 and you think "yes! I can sleep for another 3 hours!" but then, 10 minutes later, the alarm goes off and you realize that it actually said 6:20, not 3:20
2 comments:
Please, to explain No. 13.
I've been to the Arctic Circle in Yakima! It's the only place I've seen an Arctic Circle in the past two decades, at least.
It almost happened when I threw a piece of birthday cake in my drunk friend's face and he retaliated. Matt Hasselbeck (I don't know his real name, he was just a bald, angry bartender dude) got all pissed off at us. But he didn't kick me out. So there was a slight exaggeration. Sorry.
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