So what do we do when it seems as though the world has fundamentally changed since the last time we wrote a post? We don't have an answer, but we will see as things progress. Today we will just write a post about food, how's that for starters?
Food thought #1: Even though it seems like it, it is not a good idea to have Black Pepper Jack Doritos, French Onion Dip, mini Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and 5 beers for dinner. Trust us on this one, you will regret it the next day.
Food thought #2: We have finally decided that disliking Magic Hat beers on principle because so many other people (read: New Englanders) think Magic Hat is some kind of unassailable masterpiece brewery, God's gift to beer drinkers etc is pointless. What changed our mind was when we opened a bottle of MH's Seasonale Jinx and found the following quotation on the cap "All my friends are brown and red." Any brewery that is willing to quote Soundgarden is all right by us. Plus, this just shows that Magic Hat wishes it were a Pacific Northwest beer.
Food thought #3: For the rest of our life, every time we drink a beer, before we take our first sip, we will raise it to Will Stavlund's memory and say a prayer for his family.
Food thought #4: We have devised the best recipe ever. Just listen to this. Dorito. Lasagna. All you do is replace the lasagna noodles with Cool Ranch Doritos. And maybe replace the ricotta cheese with that liquid nacho cheese in a can. How could this not be good? Well, maybe the tomatoe sauce should be replaced with some kind of taco sauce. This is making us very hungry.
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I actually got a brown and red MH cap and saved it for a while because, well, I don't know why.
More beers should quote songs about drugs. Perhaps a line from "Sweet Leaf" or "Snowblind" by Black Sabbath.
the lasagna would be more like tamales in the end, with the soaked chips turned to corn mush (albeit perfectly seasoned mush. I think you should give your dish a special name, such as "pile o artificial flavors"
Yes! Or maybe PoAF! Like, "hey let's have some meat poaf for dinner!" "Or vegetable poaf." "Yeah, whatever. As long as it has MSG, I'm down."
This is going to make me famous.
i don't even like doritos that much but i think i'm going to have to make that dorito lasagna
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