Thursday, December 08, 2005

Bad Poetry Thursday is Back, too!



Today's genre is, well, it doesn't really have a genre. It just sucks.

The Unendurable Repetition of Concrete

by Schuyler

Concrete.
Concrete Concrete Concrete.
Con
Crete
Concr-ete
Grey(concrete)
Cold(concrete)
Forever(concrete)
What is this?

Concrete

The(concrete)End

8 comments:

kate said...

Dude, if you think THAT is unendurable, just ask for a copy of the short (though it didn't seem so) film shown at Sunday's service.
Ouch. (but nicely illustrative of the point. I enjoyed that aspect.)

[REDACTED] said...

Oh man, I heard about that. Sounds totally AWESOME!

kate said...

Oh. I am TOTALLY outing you on that Thought o' the Day. SCHUYLER GOT THAT FROM A BRAG GENERATOR! HE DIDN'T WRITE IT HIMSELF!
... now I'll find out that you developed the generator in the first place. Won't I feel stupid.

[REDACTED] said...

Oh man. You are totally right. I totally got it from a brag generator. THe thing is, I don't want anyone to think I actually wrote. They might call a psychiatrist or something. I did have some input though. By which I mean I added a couple brags together and changed one or two words.

Since I don't have a way to preserve thoughts of the day, here was todays, so all future generations can enjoy it.

I'm the bigfooted devil of Level 14, who'll try to come and get me? I'm the god damn Man of the Future! But let the gods bear witness! I ran 'em out of Heaven and sold it to Hell for a profit! My droppings bore through the earth and erupt volcanoes in Hell County! I'm a pterodactyl, I am Not Insane! I'm immune, I'll live forever and remember it afterwards! I'm a Crime Fighting Master Criminal! I am a GOD DAMN visionary, I see the future and the past in comic books and wine bottles; I eat black holes for breakfast! Come on and give me cancer, I'll spit up the tumor and butter my toast with the juice! I told Jesus I wouldn't go to church and He shook my hand! I have my own personal saviors, I change 'em every hour! I'm radioactive! My physical type cannot be classified by science!

Maggie said...

you should have posted that for poetry thursday. and, what's a brag generator?

Sonja Andrews said...

Wow ... I am glad to find out about the brag generator, because I was starting worry that this whole worship coordinator thing was going to your head!! ;-)

kate said...

Hey Maggie -- it's someone with too much time and a Web site.
Here's the link:

http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/brag

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