Adventure on the Hi(biscu)seas

I bought a tree the other day. Or maybe it's a bush, I can't really tell. I bought it at Costco so that I could have a tree and some flowers in my pine-paneled office in my trailer at work. Anyway, I started to think about how come I always want to buy new things and...well, we all know that no one wants to read about that tired topic.

Then, I read this interesting article and learned that my desire to buy new things ad infinitum was all just a deliberate corporate plot initiated about 90 years ago to make sure people didn't stop working and producing things because then they might actually get involved in civic life and the TPTB can't have that now.

It sure feels good knowing that my consumerism isn't at all my fault. Abdicating responsibility tastes like sweet juice squeezed from fresh endangered snozzberries.

List Tuesday: You Always Like it Undercover

Sloganish Phrases On Various Products Scattered About My Work Trailer

1. Kills 99.99% of Germs!


2. Coffee's Perfect Mate!


3. New Look, Same Great Taste!


4. With CLENZAIRE: Unique Odor Eliminator!


5. Outperforms Ordinary Paper!!


6. Easy to Insert!


7. Enhanced with Minerals for Taste!


8. The Intelligent System for Carefree Printing!