Bad Poetry Tuesday

Ritardando

by [REDACTED]

I got out of bed the other day

Walked to the kitchen 

Ground the coffee beans

Boiled water

And waited as the French press steeped. 

I went to to work

A thirty second commute

I wrote reports

Collected data

Collated

Analyzed 

And then 

I awoke and got out of bed

Walked to the kitchen 

Swallowed vitamins

Ate breakfast 

Lunch

Dinner

Wine 

And then 

I awoke

And walked to the kitchen 

And worked

And ate pretzels

And lunch

Beer

Snacks

Bourbon

Dinner

And then

And woke up and went to work

And then