Friday, September 06, 2019

Bad Poetry Friday

Carlsbad Caverns
by [REDACTED]

Around back, by the barren lands
A pair of star-crossed caverns take a bow
It looks as though they hold each other's hands
Upon their turgid covers walks a cow
Carlsbad and Carlsworse they're called
A tour of one serves as a tour of both.
I visited both and now I am appalled.
"I can't believe you've done this," I quoth
To myself and the folks that I was with
What money have I wasted was my thought.
I should have watched Revenge of the Sith
Rather than go here. Lesson learned. Lesson taught.

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