The Coming Spring-pocalypse

So, recently I've been looking forward to the start of spring. Granted, it's still over a month away here in Northern South-eastern Michigan, but that's okay. Part of my looking forward to slightly warmer weather ("slightly warmer" means "probably no snow") is that I want to get outside and go camping and other white person stuff. One of the activities I particularly want to learn how to do is orienteering, the art of navigating the woods with only a topographical map and a compass. I believe it's a skill that will come in very handy at some point in the future if I have to walk my way from Kentucky to, uh, anywhere other than Kentucky. Thus, to learn a new skill I went to the first place one goes to when one wants to learn a new skill. Yep, the internet. However, I got distracted and started reading webcomics and looking at horrible, horrible pictures. Since the information superhighway didn't have an exit for my destination, I decided to go where poor people go to learn things. Yep, the library. At the library they had a whole section on outdoor, white person skills. There were at least two books on orienteering. On the cover of one of them, there was this chick in a brightly colored spandex outfit looking at a compass and jogging through the woods. On the cover of the other one there was this dude in a brightly colored spandex outfit looking at a compass and jumping over a log. If that's the official uniform, I am having severe second thoughts.

List Tuesday (part II)

10 Things You Should Do Today

1. Click on the "Song o' the Day" link. You won't regret it today.


2. Put on some pants, for crying out loud!


3. Stop leaning on the poles in crowded train cars.
   


4. Bake me a pie.


5. Snape Kills Dumbledore.


6. Tell your spouse that you love him/her. If you don't have a spouse, tell your pet. If you don't have a pet, tell a stranger. And let me know how that goes, because I've never done it before.


7. See how many paper clips you can unfold in five minutes.


8. Watch someone eat a hamburger.


9. Tape some fake paper horns to your head and run around harassing your coworkers by pretending to be Trodgor the Office Burninator. Also, burn some of their stuff to make it more realistic.
   


10. Take candy from a baby. Babies should not be eating candy!